Senior year is one of those times in your life when all you want to say is,
Can everyone just calm the hell down?
For one thing, your friends totally go off the deep end.
They try to party their faces off…
…and get all belligerent in the process.
And all you want to do is,
But you can’t, because they’re your friends.
School isn’t much better.
Your teachers are, well, evil.
WHO ASSIGNS HOMEWORK TO FOURTH QUARTER SENIORS?
You wish you could just be like,
and use #YOLO as an excuse.
But let’s be real here: you can’t pull that off.
Nope, still can’t.
Okay, please stop trying.
You just have to make it a couple more weeks.
It’s really not that bad.
Okay, maybe it is.
But seriously: JUST A LITTLE WHILE LONGER UNTIL FREEEEDDOOOOMMMMM.
So cheers to you, kid.
And a thumbs up for all your hard work.
And none for Gretchen Weiners, bye.