Perhaps this says a lot about my own personality/social ability, but I have had more–love–feelings for food than I have for people. This is an irrefutable fact.

There are those days where all goes wrong.

Lucille BluthNo one is reliable.

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And nowhere and no thing can bring you peace and calm.

LokiThose days are the worst, when you must accept your independence and subsequently your decided solitude for the rest of your life.

Pixar Short

Everyone you’ve ever loved and counted on has left you.

stop

Your parents/siblings/family members are busy at work or at home or whatever it is they do that isn’t constantly tending to your every discomfort.

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Your friends are ditching you for other people or each other, or working on homework and progressing their own lives. And you don’t want to bother them because that would be selfish, and you just feel trapped in a Catch-22: self-absorbance vs. solitude.

Big Bang Theory

Your crush doesn’t pay attention to you. Or doesn’t exist. Or only exists as a celebrity. Or in history. Or in fiction.

Greys Anatomy

You’re failing all your classes because, ugh, midterms and finals. And you procrastinated. So now you have to study, and do all this homework, and all these projects, and write papers and essays and Powerpoints and all this other stuff you don’t want to do that isn’t really all that hard but takes up a lot of time.

Glee

Basically, you’re in denial.

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And you want to ignore all your responsibilities and stop existing for just a litttttttle while.

loki

And you just are bathing in a pool of self-pity.

New Girl

But then you remember, there’s still food…

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And there’s like, a lot of different kinds of food.

Monsters University

In fact, there’s one for almost every need you’ve ever had.

Joey, Friends

Freaks n Geeks

It’s delicious. I’m serious. Even though you’ve been eating food for many many years, some of you decades, the lower you feel, the better it tastes.

Fresh Prince

People tell you you have a problem. You want to tell them they just don’t understand.

school of rok

They keep wasting your time and distracting you from what’s really important.

Friends

You defend food like it’s the only worthwhile thing left in your life.

Arrested Development

Because, let’s be real. What are external relationships when you can have coffee?

coffee

Or chocolate?

chocolate

Or pizza?

30 Rock

Or macaroni?

mac

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Jennifer Lawrence



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